Soz. They/them. Not actually English OR magic, as it turns out.
I am furniture, but I live here.
Curses are actually way easier than money conjuring. This comic is so fake
every day my aro ass is tasked with giving my friends love advice orz how does this keep happening
i get sooo embarassed when im talking to someone on discord and it hits midnight and that little like date line splits up my messages… like omggg no dont look its november 9th now
sound on, his voice is something else.
this feels like if all of humanity were to reset and humans had forgotten how everything worked and had to teach each other what things were. this is the Wall turorial
in the Sims world, ‘woohoo’ is a highly inappropriate word and it is considered taboo to say it around children. For this reason, a very popular life simulator franchise, wanting to include this aspect of life while keeping it kid-friendly, replaces 'woohoo’ with some goofy nonsense word like “sex”
May I offer you some messy HarryKims in these trying times?
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No refs today— I die being turned down by a beautiful woman, like Harry.
everythingeverywhereallatonce:
these photos are so insane. how the fuck do you live with the shame of this and still have the audacity to get on stage and say “what these tiktok zoomers don’t understand is, well, in a way we are all complicit and we should all reflect on that” bro i was not the one who signed a 38 billion dollar military aid package in 2016. hope you are haunted by this every single waking moment for the rest of your life
people are like “oh why do you hate liberals more than fascists when the fascists are the ones throwing bricks” and it’s because they sat with us at our table, ate our food, took our hospitality and then went outside to shake hands with the fascists and tell them we deserved to have bricks thrown at us and sell them more bricks
genuinely curious: if tumblr were to vanish right now, where would you set up your primary internet presence?
twitter/x
mastodon/bluesky/etc
neocities/other website hosting
traditional blogging (wordpress, wix, squarespace, etc)
spacehey
dreamwidth
tiktok
nowhere, i’m going offline
other (put in tags)
purposefully picked tumblr-like social media along with some really bit ones although nothing is really like this tbh